Computers are LAME!

今天熊熊去查Anti-Computer的東西，就找到這篇文章，感覺很短內容又好玩，就決定翻譯一下，順道綀綀我的英文，如果~~~翻得很爛，我會改進啦！

原文網址：http://www.columbia.edu/~czen/sux.html

This is the Anti-Computer page

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as of speaking I am appending alot of random thoughts to this page on almost a daily basis.

Computers are LAME!

Why? Many of you might ask.

It just is! Those nerds, programmers, engineers, who has absolutely no fucking life works on the computers all day long. They hope to achieve some sorta of companionship cuz they have no social life whatsoever! They think that they don't need friends b ecause they can program or create friends, not friends, but slaves, through the use of technology. In fact, computer is the best thing that ever happend to them since the abolishment of slavery. It gives them a sense of power and dictatorship. This can be clearly seen from the very fundementals of what computers are. Remember those things called "commands?" Like UNIX commands, cd, ls, chmod. They are commands a master issues to a slave. In this case, those geeks gives those commands to her slave computer! And all that shit that those people are trying to do with this cheezy Virtual World and Augmented Reality shit. The idea of sex, and the idea of domination is the sole driving force behind this monster industry.

自己翻譯內容：

這是一篇反電腦的網頁

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我幾乎每天會增加很多隨想的東西到這網頁上。

電腦是個餿主意！

為什麼？會有很多人這樣問。

它就是如此。那些書呆子、程式設計師、工程師，一定整天坐在電腦前像他媽的沒有生命地工作。他們希望得到一些陪伴，因為他們沒有任何的社交生活。他們覺得自己並不需要朋友，可以寫程式或創造朋友，不算朋友，而是奴隸，透過使用科技。事實上，自從發生廢除奴隸制度後，電腦對他們可算是一件好事情。這讓他們感覺到有獨裁權力。可以很清楚地看到電腦最基礎架構。記住那些東西叫作"指令"，像UNIX的指令，cd、ls、chmod。他們像是指揮主人去命令奴隸。在這樣情況下，這些Geeks下這些指令給她的奴隸電腦！而且這些人正在嘗試開發的低俗虛擬世界(Virtual World )和擴增實境 (Augmented Reality)，這全都是狗屎。那想法充滿著性和支配，是推動惡魔工業背後的動力。

P.S. 我還有一篇「幫TinyEditor裝個圖片上傳功能」文章，不知道什麼時候才能寫完發佈。